Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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