Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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