So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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