I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
