3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Randomize
