i would punch a child for taco bell
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
