She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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