omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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