please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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