On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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