summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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