I must be too annoying 4 u.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Gay?
German.
Pity.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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