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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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