I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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