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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(650): View more from California

from now on my penis is your penis

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(513): View more from Ohio

I hate bills.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Like ones you have to pay or people named William?

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(678): View more from Georgia

apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.

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(925): View more from California

I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be

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(+44): View more from England

Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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(817): View more from Texas

No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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(940): View more from Texas

Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.

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(310): View more from California

What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?

(1-310): View more from California

I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that

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