so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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