what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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