Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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