Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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