She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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