question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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