You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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