He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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