Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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