She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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