Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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