I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
