Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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