Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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