belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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