Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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