ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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