This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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