I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
