i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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