God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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