So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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