It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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