I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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