this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
