i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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