you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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