Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
high people should be assigned attendants
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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