If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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