margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
