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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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