I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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