Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
