bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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