I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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